$ALONSHOUSE
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46 Tongdean Lane

$ALONSHOUSE

On April 11, 2026, a token named after Alon Cohen's home address launched on his own platform, Pump.fun.

Pump.fun delisted it
Phantom blocked it
X nuked its community
DexScreener stripped its socials
Solscan flagged it as a scam

In less than 24 hours, $ALONSHOUSE shattered the illusion of decentralization, transparency, censorship-resistance, and permissionless innovation on Solana.

Join us in sending a message to Alon, ZachXBT, Nikita Bier, and all those who put personal gain over the core tenets of blockchain.

—BPF
Founder of $ALONSHOUSE
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Contract Address — click to copy BvHneYfnCYjfZE52iUhK4bqkcqJjYjMQUJb5FPhCpump
50.8487°N, 0.1661°W
46 Tongdean Avenue
Hove, BN3 6TN — $3.5M before Pump.fun launched
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Chapter I

The Launch

2025
Apr 11 — 22:00 UTC

$ALONSHOUSE Launches

Alon's $3.5M home doxxed via public Baton Corporation records. 46 Tongdean Avenue, Hove, UK. Token goes live on Pump.fun. The trenches take notice.

Apr 11 — 23:00 UTC
$112K Market Cap

DEX socials paid. The bounty is set.

"$100 to the first person to take a photo in front of Alon's house."
Apr 12 — 05:02 UTC

#1 on DexScreener

Top trending. Every degen on Solana watching. The momentum is undeniable.

#1 DexScreener Trending
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Chapter II

The Retaliation

APR 12
Apr 12 — 09:45 UTC

Alon Removes $ALONSHOUSE from Pump.fun

The founder of Pump.fun personally delists a token from his own platform. Not a scam. Not a rug. A meme about his house.

"the most bullish thing ive ever heard. STRAIGHT TO $10M."161 likes
Apr 12 — 10:29 UTC

DexScreener Wipes Socials

$300 paid for DEX socials. Wiped without warning, without refund.

-$300Stolen — No Refund
Apr 12 — 11:55 UTC

Someone Visits the House

riskit pulls up to 46 Tongdean Ave. Private security on site. He wins the $500 bounty.

BOUNTY WON
Apr 12 — ~12:00 UTC

X Deletes the Community

"the 9/11 of the trenches"

@nikitabier was tagged and asked for an explanation. No comment was given.

Apr 12 — 18:19 UTC
$1M Market Cap — Recovered
"back to 1mil baby"
DOUBLE
STANDARD
Apr 12 — 18:51 UTC

The Double Standard

"13 yo kid gets doxxed: decentralization! Billionaire gets doxxed: actually we can remove everything"
Apr 12 — 21:53 UTC

Phantom Removes Token from Wallet

Phantom wallet, a tool users trust to display their holdings, renames and flags the token. Your wallet, their rules.

CENSORED
Apr 12 — 23:50 UTC
$1.9M All-Time High Market Cap

Despite every platform trying to kill it. The market spoke.

Centralization Hall of Shame
Complicit
DexScreener

Wiped paid socials. -$300. No refund. No explanation.

Censored
Phantom

Renamed and flagged the token inside users' wallets. Your keys, their labels.

Pressured
Solscan

Applied scam tag at ZachXBT's request. Explorer integrity sold for clout.

Exhibit A

"Alon's Lapdog"

Awarded to: ZachXBT

For pressuring Solscan to de-list $ALONSHOUSE as a scam, while collaborating with Pump.fun in a situation that resulted in a $400K Polymarket position.

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Chapter III

The Unraveling

APR 13-16
Apr 13–16

BPF Calls Out

BPF publicly confronts X/@nikitabier over the deleted community (no response), challenges ZachXBT over pressuring Solscan to de-list $ALONSHOUSE, and exposes a $400K Polymarket position linked to the Pump.fun ecosystem that suggests deeper conflicts of interest.

$400K Polymarket Position — Conflict of Interest
Apr 15–16

Solscan Restores, Then Reverts

After the callout, Solscan removes the scam tag and restores $ALONSHOUSE. Hours later, the display name is overwritten back to a generic "SPL Token." The scam tag stays off, but the name is hidden.

RESTORED REVERTED

TLDR

Transparency: clouded.
Decentralization: compromised.
Permissionless innovation: gatekept.
Censorship resistance: redacted.

24 hours. One token.

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Chapter IV

Still Here

APR 18
Apr 18, 2025

Pump.fun Instagram Hacked

The platform's own social media gets compromised. The irony writes itself — they can delete tokens but can't secure their own accounts.

May 2, 2025

Hidden Pump.fun Fees Exposed

The community uncovers hidden fee structures baked into Pump.fun. 555 likes. 38 retweets. The mask keeps slipping.

555 Likes
38 Retweets
May 5, 2025

Consensus 2026

The message reaches the main stage. Decentralization means nothing if the tools are centralized. $ALONSHOUSE is the proof.

They tried to erase us from every platform. We're still here.

Contract Address BvHneYfnCYjfZE52iUhK4bqkcqJjYjMQUJb5FPhCpump